Post by pocketrocket on Sept 23, 2006 9:34:32 GMT 7
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death punishment by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw an empty gun at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? they'll die after all ?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
"normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
( 2 x 0 = ? )
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does
it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the
room when you get undressed if they are going to
look at your private part anyway ?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? ( testicals ?? )
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons ? ?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we
know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when
they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are
four billion stars, but check when you say the paint
is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death punishment by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw an empty gun at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? they'll die after all ?
What is the speed of darkness?
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for
"normal" people at the Special Olympics?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's
going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
( 2 x 0 = ? )
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are
the others doing here?
Do married people live longer than single ones or does
it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the
room when you get undressed if they are going to
look at your private part anyway ?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? ( testicals ?? )
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons ? ?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?